1. ALWAYS check the bathroom for frogs, cockroaches, rats, and other insects before going in.
2. You may look tan, but you are not. It's probably dirt.
3. A deep appreciation for toilets. And public restrooms.
4. Drink a soda with your meal so it doesn't make you sick
5. You can get more food than you can eat for less than $2
6. You can get a pedicure and manicure for less than $4
7. Makeup is never necessary
8. I can live without a blow dryer and straightener
9. How to live with 15 people in a small house
10. How to ride a motorcycle side-saddle
11. Lizards on the wall are your FRIENDS. They eat mosquito
Hahaha...
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